I really loved Robert Olen Butler's last book Severance, in which he wrote 62 pieces, each exactly 240 words long, that were the fictional final thoughts of individuals who were unfortunate enough to have had their heads cut off, everyone from Marie Antoinette to Medusa. Many were quite moving and some were downright tearjerkers. Now he has moved from death to sex with his new tome Intercourse in which he imagines what might have been going through the heads of some particular couples while they were in the act of, um, coupling. This time you've got your Adam and Eve, Walt Whitman and Oscar Wilde, Bill and Hillary. Butler's appearance at Books Inc. tonight sadly has been canceled, but I think you should still buy a copy from them or your favorite local bookseller.
But for now I give you the first part of an excellent poem by Bertolt Brecht about the manifold pleasures of the urban life, just because I'm feeling it today:
1.
I, Bertolt Brecht, came out of the black forests.
My mother moved me into the cities as I lay
Inside her body. And the coldness of the forests
Will be inside me till my dying day.
2.
In the asphalt city I'm at home. From the very start
Provided with every last sacrament:
With newspapers. And tobacco. And brandy.
To the end mistrustful, lazy and content.
3.
I'm polite and friendly to people. I put on
A hard hat because that's what they do.
I say: they are animals with a quite peculiar smell.
And I say: does it matter? I am too.
4.
Before noon on my empty rocking chairs
I'll sit a woman or two, and with an untroubled eye
Look at them steadily and say to them:
Here you have someone on whom you can't rely.
5.
Towards evening it's men that I gather round me
And then we address one another as 'gentlemen'.
They're resting their feet on my table tops
And say: things will get better for us. And I don't ask when.
6.
In the grey light before morning the pine trees piss
And their vermin, the birds, raise their twitter and cheep.
At that hour in the city I drain my glass, then throw
The cigar butt away and worriedly go to sleep.
Bertolt Brecht, from Of Poor BB, 1925-28 (Germany)